Bitches get stuff done!
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I wanna thank my daughter, Alice, for being the funniest person in my family. For coining phrases like “I want to go to there” and sometimes just putting on pretend make-up in the mirror, and she’ll turn to me and say, “I look like Barack Obama.” She has somehow gotten it in her head that it’s a good thing to resemble a famous politician. I don’t know where she got that idea.
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If SNL is Hogwarts, Lorne Michaels is Dumbledore, and these are — or were, whatever — your heads of house. Amy is tough but fights the good fight, Seth is cerebral and snarky, Bill is sunny and polite, and Tina is ambitious and self-preservative. Also, it’s super hard to find good pictures of Bill Hader.
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And just like Mark Twain, I hope that 100 years from now people will see my work and think, “Wow. That’s pretty racist.”
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